The name's O'Carroll-Kelly. Ross O'Carroll-Kelly. As the great James Bond said, 'History isn't kind to men who play God.' How right the dude ended up being. My secret double-life was finally catching up with me.

Sorcha wanted a divorce. I was facing jail time for taking my orse out in a pub in Cork. And there was a very good chance that my sister-in-law's surrogate baby was actually mine? One by one, all of the goys turned their backs on me.

Then came an unexpected plot twist.  It's, like, double oh fock!

'One of the funniest writers in the country'  RTE Radio One

'Laugh-out-loud funny' Anton Savage, Newstalk

'A legendary anti-hero' Business Post

'Ross is a national institution' Irish Times