In this book, The Two Mr Ps will take you on a side-splittingly funny journey through the weird and wonderful world of primary schools.

It will also explore the pressures of modern-day teaching, revealing exactly what it takes to wrangle a chaotic classroom (or seven) on a weekly basis. From the absolute characters found in the staffroom to school-trip mishaps and everything else inbetween, Put A Wet Paper Towel on It is a must-read for teachers and parents alike.

So sit up straight, four legs on your chair, fingers on lips and get ready to take a trip down memory lane.

And remember - when in doubt, just put a wet paper towel on it.