And he'd like to tell you what he thinks about some of the most awe-inspiring, earth-shatteringly fast and jaw-droppingly cool cars in the world (oh, and a few irredeemable disasters...). Or he would if he could just get one or two things off his chest first. Matters such as:

* The prospect of having Terry Wogan as president

* Why you'll never see a woman driving a Lexus

* The unforeseen consequences of inadequate birth control

* Why everyone should spend a weekend with a digger

Driven to Distraction is Jeremy Clarkson at full throttle.

So buckle up, sit tight and enjoy the ride. You're in for a hell of a lot of laughs.