GUESS WHERE I'M GOING?ON AN ALL-EXPENSES-PAID ART TRIP TO CALIFORNIA!

And it's going to be awesome. I can't wait to see the big Hollywood sign, walk right past celebrities on the streets, and go to a red-carpet movie premiere. And this time, nothing's going to go wrong! Famous last words, right?Well, let's just say there's actually no Hollywood on my trip, but there is camping, diamond thieves, and a big, hungry crocodile.

This field trip is going to be a CATASTROPHE!HELP! Previously published in Australia as Middle School: Going Bush