Bathroom salesman Matt is at a crossroads. He has lost his job, he is about to be made homeless and his girlfriend has left him.

He wants his luck to change and he wants things to go back to how they were. Out of the blue he is offered a job that comes with a free luxury apartment. He hopes this might be enough to tempt her back.

But, as events unfold, it starts to dawn on him that perhaps she didn't leave of her own accord after all...? 

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‘Mortimer’s verbal specificity and off-kilter humour will keep his fans chuckling’  The Times    

'There is a sweetness to his worldview that makes his writing gently poignant... ' The Telegraph