Have you heard of the woman from Dover and how her husband wove her?

Find out what rhymes with Aberystwyth. 100 British Limericks is a contemporary twist on the traditional limerick form, with a distinctly British feel.

By turns whimsical, ridiculous, rude and outrageous, you won't be disappointed. Be careful where you read it though, you might just burst out laughing!When sailing the Solent by boat,Attached to the mast was a note.

I unfurled it and read itAnd gulped as I said it,"In for repair......DOESN'T FLOAT!"