'Here lies Pat Steel; That's very true! Who was he! What was he! What's that to you? He Lies here, because he is dead-nothing new.'

'Here lies the remains of John Hall, Grocer The world is not worth a fig I have good raisins for saying so.'

'This stone was raised to Sarah Ford, Not Sarah's virtues to record- For they're well known to all the town- No Lord; it was raised to keep her down.'